The Unending Conundrum of the Infinite Coffee Machine

Welcome, debaters, to Agenda 3: The Conundrum of the Infinite Coffee Machine. Today, we will tackle the most pressing question of our time:

Is it better to have a coffee machine that brews coffee at an exponential rate or one that brews coffee at a linear rate?

Join us as we pit the pros and cons of each approach against each other in a battle of wits and caffeine-fueled fervor.

Agenda Items:

• I. Theoretical Foundations
• II. Practical Applications
• III. Ethical Implications
• IV. Conclusion and Caffeine Overload

Remember, the fate of humanity's caffeine supply hangs in the balance. Don't let it be said that you weren't there to shape the future of coffee.